Sweetest Taboo
I am about to tell you something controversial. Before I do this I would like you to clear all the expectations you have regarding tea-drinking out of your mind. Sit down and shut your eyes and let it drain from you, all of it. This is something you can only understand when your brain opens up a secret, special place: the place where taboos can be turned into dream-scape images. The place where things can be accepted which in usual waking-life would never cross your mind–
That’s right people: I am talking about Tea drinking in the bathroom, while sitting on the toilet. Now breathe deeply and relax (although I suggest you don’t do that while on the bathroom: this write can not be responsible for a reader’s asphyxiation).
I know it sounds ludicrous, but the toilet is the perfect environment on which to enjoy finest Tea. Why is that? Because the toilet, as anyone knows, is the only place in any household where true privacy exists. It is a vacuum where the outside world cannot touch you. Which is what makes it so ideal for Tea.
Picture this: you’re at work and your boss keeps hassling you. Every time you pick up your Tea, your boss walks over and brings up some urgent thing he’d like to drop right on your downtrodden head. Tea drinking in such circumstances is impossible! But take that tea to the toilet and you can relax–enjoy the Tea in a habitat which reflects the peace and tranquility found within the Tea itself. I think you’ll find that once you make the bathroom your secret Tea drinking place, your life will improve dramatically. Not only that but your family life will improve to. AND your boss will be riled by your happiness, which is even better!