Night bus fight.
We went out taking advantage of the late night pub opening hours last night until early this morning and I got ditched to go home on the night bus due to Simon getting lucky with a lady of the night!! I hate night bus not only is it twice a long as going home by train, but everyone’s drunk and everyone’s a wanker. I’ve got used to it though I just get a hotdog and put up with it.
My personal favorite factor about night buses is the fights. Fights are common for a number of reasons: firstly everyone is drunk, secondly there are a multitude of scantly clad ladies (Massively increasing male macho factors) thirdly and probable most importantly there is a lot of mixing of social groups. You get all kinds all crammed onto a sweaty bus, Goth, punks, tramps, pimps, chavs and to add an extra level into the mix they could be of any different county from around the world. This creates a boiling pot of anger and prejudicethat we all usually manage to keep under control.
Tonight’s fight I was quite proud of. This Oxford swot was sitting next to a bunch of chavettes, when he decided to talk to them . The bit I remember was this comment. “You have lived here all you life and you don’t know whose Armour is buried under Canterbury cathedral” the reply to this was a simple “What!” followed by a swift smash in the month. I stood up and realised that I was a foot taller than all of them I pulled the girl off him and sat down next to him and continued eating. I like to think I saved his life!
I've got quite a good week coming up though and one of the high lights is I have a meeting with the lovely ladies at FlipSide. They are a London based Health and Beauty Public relations company. Have a look at their site it pretty groovy. They are based in a swanky open plan loaf type office up in town it pretty fantasic.
Well we've been looking through investment properties, what do you think!